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A brief telephone conversation with a housewife and her hubby’s side chick.
Madam: Hello Angela, please, leave my husband alone.
Angela : Hello Madam, sorry I will, but kindly permit me to collect the money he promised me so as to enable me open a saloon.
Madam: Money? How much is the money my husband promised you?
Angela: (afraid.) Erm… erm… it is 250k ma.
Madam: Just 250k? Alright, send me your account details.
_Alert wole gbam!_
Angela: (surprised.) Wow… madam, you sent 450k instead of 250k.
Madam: Yes 250k for the saloon, and 200k for defining your purpose of sleeping with my husband. Don’t worry, I was once in your shoes. Please, just leave my husband alone.
Angela: Thanks and God bless you Ma. But Madam, I have confidential issues to discuss with you Ma.
Madam: Yes, go on…
Angela: (coughs.) Madam, your husband told me that each time you return from work, you just take your bath and go to bed without preparing his meal. You don’t as well have romantic discussion with him except you want something important to collect from him.
Madam: (surprised.) He told you that?
Angela: Yes madam. Well ma, let me tell you how I handle him on bed, so that he won’t think of going out to look for young girls like us as I have already quit my relationship with your husband.
Madam: (anxious.) Ok, go on.
Angela: Madam, once it is 6pm and you are not yet home due to the nature of your work, try to call him and ask him what he will eat even if you won’t be home on time to prepare it. Are you with me Ma?
Madam: Yes, I am with you.
Angela : On your way home, visit a good restaurant and get delicious food, then see how best you can get home before him. Dish the food, and since he is not the kitchen type, he won’t know if you bought it. Even if he eventually knows, he will appreciate the fact that you care about him.
Madam: Hmnn… Go on.
Angela: Then, make sure you wear catapult or g-string pant and a transparent night gown. Lay carelessly in the sitting room as he is eating. Ma, ensure you are wearing his favorite colour pant. He likes white and pink.
Madam: (crazy.) What? _Mo gbe!_
Angela: Don’t be surprised madam. I am not through with what I am saying or should I stop here?
Madam: No, no, please go on.
Angela: Then as soon as he stands from the dinning, ask him how he spent his day, and prophecy to him that tomorrow will be better and that great things will surely come his way. Always be positive in your conversation. He told me you always spend such moment in gossiping about others with him or reminding him of family challenges when you know what he need is rest or words of encouragement after a stressful day.
Madam: (sobs.) Jesus! _Aye mi temi bami!_ So he told you this too?
Angela: Yes, he did. Madam, I am not through. See, after that scene, ensure he takes his bath, and if possible give him body spray and prepare the bed for him to sleep. Don’t ask him for sex as you always do according to him.
Madam: (flabbergasted.) This is serious!
Angela: Very serious Madam. As you make your way to join him on bed, ensure you remove your pant, and sleep close to him with your night gown. Also ensure you use body spray too. Because he complains too much about you not smelling nice.
You can use good body spray. Check the supermarkets for your choice. Concentrate on your armpits too. Madam, after 10 minutes, stylishly look at his manhood. I bet you, the idiot will be protesting. But because he is tired, his strength won’t be there to take the first step.
Madam: (shakes her head as tears drop from her eyes.) Angela, how old are you?
Angela : I am 23 years old Ma.
Madam: I have to tell you this, my younger brother deserves a wife material like you. Please, I will transfer another 100k to you. I have a younger brother who is single and rich and I promise not to tell him about your escapade with my husband. I will give your number to him. You are a very nice girl because you just restored my home.
After few days, the husband creditted Angela N250k, and in return he got this text message; _”Sir, thanks for this kind gesture. But I think this money is no longer needed. Your children deserve the best. Starving them while you give me this huge amount is unacceptable and God won’t forgive us. Have you consider the joy or smile you will put on your wife’s face if you give her this money? Please send me your account details. I don’t need the money.”_
The man replied; _”Your message is touching, never mind, keep the money and move on with your life.”_
Many of you, yes you married women today, are responsible for all what you are passing through in your marriages. Women now compete with their husbands at home instead of remaining loyal and submissive. Be a royal queen, mother, and wife.
My advise to our married women is that, it is better to approach your hubby’s side chick(s) just like the woman did in the above play, then try to know those areas you aren’t doing well which the side chick applied. Apply the tricks too to win your man’s heart.
When I say side chick, I am not referring to those night stand girls that he pays after sex. I mean that very particular lady that takes his time more, and make him feel at home each time they are together. She is the only opponent you have. If you are not careful, she will take over your home without using charm. That’s part of feminine psychology.
As the saying goes, beauty will do you good by taking you to paradise, but only good attitude will keep you there, or sustain your stay.
May God give us wisdom and intelligence.
Let me also add this; a beautiful face without intelligence is like a cosmetic of foolishness! Women, use your natural brains and whatever you have to protect your marriage.
HOW TO WIN YOUR HUSBAND’S HEART
1. Discover his favourite pet name and call him by that.
2. Allow him exercise his authority as the head of the family.
3. Do not challenge him when he is hurt.
4. Be silent when he is angry. You can go back to him in his sober moment with apology and explain why you behaved the way that annoyed him.
5. Be quick to say “I am sorry dear”. Whenever you offend him, insist on his forgiveness and kiss him when he does.
6. Speak good of him before his friends and siblings.
7. Honour his mother.
8. Insist that he buys gift for his parents and be sure that he will do same for your parents.
9. Surprise him with his favourite dish, especially when he has no enough money at hand
10. Do not allow the maids to serve him food when you are at home, because you may lose him to them.
11. Give him warm reception with an embrace when he returns. Collect his luggage and help unclothe him.
12. Smile when you look at him and give him occasional perks when you are out socially.
13. Praise him before your children.
14. Wash his back while he is in the tub or shower.
15. Put love note in his lunch or purse.
16. Phone and tell him that you miss him.
17. Dial his number and on hearing “hello” just tell him, “I love you.”
18. If he is a public figure or politician, gently wake him at the early hours of the morning and romance him to the point of demand. He will not be enticed by any other woman that day.
19. Tell him how lucky you are to have him as your husband.
20. Give him a hug for no reason.
21. Appreciate God for the Adam of your life. Implement this law that every morning your family will wake up and pray. It brings unity.
22. Value your husband because you may not have the second chance to love him. Pray to God to protect him.
23. If you practice all these, your husband will be afraid to cheat on you; even if he does, his mind will not be at rest.
Thanks for reading!