HOW TO FART IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE:
If you fart in public and you are caught, we all know how embarrassing it can be yeah!!
Just follow these Guidelines and you wouldn’t be suspected or caught.
1. When you enter a hall, check for the wind direction. If its a closed hall with air condition or fan, that’s better for you.
2. Make sure you sit down and face the wind direction. ..
3. Make sure you have enough leg space. You will soon know why!
4. Then Form ‘ajebo’ by crossing your legs every now and then.
5. If you are ready to execute, try to hold the FART until when the hall becomes noisy.
6. Now carefully cross your leg, right over left.
7. Elevate the right butt.
8. Release small (Sound Check)
9. If no sound, allow the fart to flow steadily.
10. Allow time for proper circulation.
POINTS TO NOTE:
1. Make sure you are not the first person to complain.
2. Don’t shout more than others so you don’t become a suspect.
3. Use style to dis-engage from the area, relocate to another zone.
Thank me later after doing this.
Hahahaha “B the first person to complain”
This is hilarious 😄.